i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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