at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
