But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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