Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
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Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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