Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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