Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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