Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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