But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall