You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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