Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Randomize
