i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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