Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
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Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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