Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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