took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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