that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
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