I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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