About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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