My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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