Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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