Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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