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I think I won the penis lottery.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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