He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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