Only a mothe r could love this liver
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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