Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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