I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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