yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
