in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
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where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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