Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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