Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you win again, gameday.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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