What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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