that's an acceptable place to lick
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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