oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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