party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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