Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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