Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
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You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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