yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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