is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so let's talk penis.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I smell like Dick and happiness
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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