I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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