i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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