Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
She needs sedatives and a leash
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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