North Korea, Best Korea!
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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