god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
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Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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