Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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