She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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