nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I don't deserve a penis
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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