After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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