the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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