Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
he thought i was a dude.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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