Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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