erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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