butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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