just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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