Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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