maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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